Some Gif Examples

If for some reason you feel compelled to use these... Right click on the image and then chose: Save Picture As.

A homage to my 6 years of living in San Francisco.

Lonely Site
Do you feel alone? Do you wish you had someone to love and who cared for you? There's no reason for you to feel this way. Meet others like yourself and get the break you deserve! (My wife highly recommends this site)

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

By the way, did you notice that there is no theme to this page? Did you notice the choice of fonts was poor? Did it take a long time to load for you? This page is poorly designed.